Dear Bloggers,
please tell me if I'm wrong, but last time i check being a skanky hoe does NOT make you attractive AT ALL!
if i was a woman i would not be into wearing [insert slutty clothing here] that lets all of my personal "woman business" hang out.
but on this same not i think that men occasionally also have this problem, they should not go out wearing their little 'banana hammock' ESPECIALLY if they have a small ... [insert sexual term]

when i grow up and have children i would rather not go out into public and see a guy with his junk all twisted in his man thong and then try to explain to my children that I'm laughing at how small his [insert sexual term] is.

Last night me and this boy i liked were talking hardcore about how the love of my life and how i was crushed and BLAH BLAH BLAH. people lets face it, there is no such thing as love, its all just an illusion, life would be so much easier if you replaced all boys with chocolate chips...the Hershey's kind...not the nasty surefine imitation Hershey's. GAG!

"my hearts a Stereo, it beats for you so listen close."

i am presently sitting in my senior computer class, we are learning about e-mailing people with our PERSONAL E-MAIL! how exciting!... and by exciting i mean boring.
so here i am,, blogging .


Now lets all be honest here, am i the only one who does not poop? i mean i have never once used a toilet or facility in my entire life. it worries me slightly being the fact where does all my FOOD GO!? i mean i am very skinny and such but i am slightly confused.
does it like just Disappear, or does the magical poop unicorn swoop in and STEAL MY FECES? like seriously whats going on with me?

HELP!